A Novel

It is almost Christmas in the old part of Munich in the year 2006, and the strange lives of the three main characters are about to come together in a bizarre twist.

Three sad and lonely characters who you will not be able to identify with because two of them are so horrible, and the third is an animal, blindly follow where fate is leading them.

Blacker than The Cellar Gang (is that possible?) this Christmas story takes you on a journey of miracles, assassinations and dark, dark deeds - a journey you will be glad to finish.

So why bother?

Because it will be the funniest thing you have ever read!